I had a full morning of invigilation, and also helped out with handing in and collecting the eleventh-grade chemistry exam. And as it turned out, the students in the class I was assigned to were not doing the economics paper, so I just sat in the room and read Homo Deus on my Kindle while they were studying or sleeping.
On the way
to school and back I kept listening to Ryan Long’s musings on his Boyscast, he
was mostly making fun of neurotic feminist bloggers who write condescending
advice columns in the Huffington Post but are about the last people on Earth
who you should be listening to, as their lives are complete trainwrecks. Me
like that guy. He says funnies.
I got home
and saw that either I didn’t close the kitchen sliding door properly, or the
dog managed to pry it open with his ugly triangle face, and he ransacked the
bottom shelf. He ripped to shreds the cardboard slip cover of a sardine can but
didn’t manage to open it, and knocked down a few packages of noodles. I shouted
my disapproval and threw him in jail (the bathroom). These days we’re working
on a positive and negative reinforcement method, if he’s been behaving well during
our absence we praise him and give him “candy” (a handful of stinky desiccated
snacks that he loves) but if he’s been causing a mess he gets punished. I’m no
psychologist, but I imagine he’ll eventually understand, even with his
extremely limited intellect. He already seems to know if he’s been misbehaving,
looking at me with sad eyes and an apologetic posture, as opposed to the energetic
tail-wagging when he’s been a good boy.
I ate
leftover pasta while watching YouTube. An attractive blonde woman who was
running for the Georgia Senate is accused of sorts of unsavoury shit by her
weaselly-looking Democrat opponent, after a picture emerged of one of her
supporters who took a selfie with her on the campaign trail, a roughneck with
ties to the KKK, neo-nazis and other backwards losers. Bad optics indeed.
Still, anyone but a complete moron would know that this doesn’t prove shit, and
that politicians are always getting their picture taken with strangers who
can’t be vetted. Some might say “Well, if actual racist scumbags support you,
you should be taking a step back and looking at your position on some issues
uh?” and it’s not a completely unfair thing to bring up. Still, it comes to no
surprise that a far-right-winger, in the bipartisan context, would support the
candidate closer to his position on the compass, no matter how far towards the
center she can be. If there was an American Nazi Party Candidate who ran on a
“Let’s kick all the [redacted] out of Geowjah! 1488!” platform, that
bald-headed chucklefuck would have been among the 170 or so to cast his ballot
this way, but since unfortunately for him nazis are out of mainstream politics,
he just went “Meh, at least blondie isn’t a globalist commie”.
I was tired
as balls from going to bed late the previous night, so I took a nap and then
got back to work. I had a two-hour babysitting session with eleventh-graders,
at first they were quiet, in fact most were sleeping, then they got deafeningly
loud. I listened to Fuck The Facts on my earbuds but could barely drown out the
noise, perhaps I should get noise-cancelling headphones.
At the end
of the semester they ask us to write comments on the students’ performance. I’m
always effusive, even with Attitude Class. Unless a student has handed in
almost no homework assignments and/or I have at least five colleagues who could
testify that he/she has been a complete little shit, I keep it positive. For
the student’s sake, as I don’t want them to be chewed up by their tiger moms
more than they already are, and for mine, because I aim for a simple life.The
whole thing is pretty tedious but we’ve been told we can write template sentences
and copy-paste, which I gladly did.
I passed by
the math teachers’ office and had a chat with my African coworkers. The Ugandan
said “Have you seen the news? Bobi Wine is seeking to be elected as president.”
“No way! The
reggae singer?”
He knows I visited
Uganda a few years ago and was quite fond of the country.
“We’ll know
the results tomorrow”
“Does he
have any political experience?”
“He’s been
in Parliament for a while now. A lot of people like him, he’s exposing the
corruption of the government”
“I like some
of his songs [especially Badman From Kamwokya] but I have to say he lost a bit
of my respect, the guy is quite homophobic”
He made a
smirk of disgust. “Yeah, we’re not really down with that”
The South
African guy across from his cubicle said “It’s just South Africa, Mauritius,
and... what country again? I think there’s only three places in Africa where
homosexuality is legal”
The Ugandan,
in disbelief: “South Africans are OK with that?!?!”
“Not really,
but two men, they can go and get married”
“Woaaaah!”
I brought up
the “Why are you gae?” viral video. They both had seen it and found it
hilarious. The South African especially was bent over belly-laughing,
reminiscing the extended version of the video with a guy who brings plastic
bananas and other fruit, to demonstrate what is wrong with man-on-man lovin’.
“That
stuff... corrupts our culture. And people have been using it to get asylum in
England and other countries”
“Could it be
that they feel in danger?”
He argued
that the gays are not persecuted or subjected to violence, just frowned upon...
heavily. I for one am cool with the homos and lesbos, I struggle to even find a
single reason why not. And with all the respect I have for my African friends,
I kinda wish they were a bit more tolerant in that regard.
We changed
the subject and started talking about financial stuff. We get a pretty juicy
flight allowance for the winter holiday, that obviously none of us is going to
use, with covid and all that shit. It’s not taxed, so we don’t get the
paperwork that lets us send it home through a bank transfer. Then we started
talking about purchasing bitcoin or other cryptocurrency, which can be done
directly with Chinese yuan.
“Oh you have
bitcoin?” The third African, a Ghanaian, took off his headphones and joined the
conversation.
We talked
about it a little bit. He bought some bitcoin a while ago.
“How much?”
“100 cedis,
which was about 16 USD at the time. It’s worth 20 USD now”
He’s not a
high-roller, it seems. Neither am I, but I did put a few thousand last summer
and I kick myself for not having bought a bit more, now that the price went up
fivefold.
I got back
to the office and watched a video about American politics. Apparently Biden has
assigned to a civil rights position in his cabinet a woman with seriously questionable
views on genetics and how melanin makes black people superior. We truly live in
bizarro world. I didn’t want to get depressed further so I switched to the
uplifting music of a band called Iron Monkey, who plays ear-ripping crushing
sludge metal.
I got home,
walked the dog, and then rode my bicycle to a shopping mall at the southern
edge of the city. They have a climbing facility there, three American friends
of mine go quite often and I joined them. Rock climbing is a pretty awesome way
to exercise and my forearms, wrists and fingers were completely drained after
going up a few routes. I am anticipating some serious delayed soreness tomorrow
but it’s all good.
Then we
bounced to a Xinjiang restaurant. Those Turkic Muslim dudes from the northwest
make excellent barbecue and some kind of mutton meat pie to die for, one of my
favorite things to eat on the whole planet. We had a long chat over Xibang and
Wusu beers, talking about our jobs as high school teachers, the good the bad
and the ugly. I quite like my job as of now, some of my friends from other
schools not so much.
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